Wednesday, January 2, 2019

You’ve Been Chopped!


The infamous words, “You’ve been chopped!” strike terror into the hearts of chefs and viewers alike. “Chopped” is a cooking championship TV show in which chef contestants are given “mandatory mysterious ingredients” and judged based on their end-products. Each Chopped show starts with four chefs with three rounds: appetizer, entrée and dessert. One chef is eliminated or chopped from the competition in each of the first two rounds. The last two remaining chefs go head to head in the dessert round. Then the judges determine a Chopped Champion based on the cumulative efforts throughout the entire competition. In addition to mysterious ingredients, such as worm salt (with real worms), rocky mountain oysters (bull testicles) or a root beer float (for an entrée dish), there is a time constraint. There are 20 minutes for the appetizer round, and 30 minutes each for the other rounds.

I’ve viewed many Chopped episodes and there are some common elements. Shock at the ingredients in the basket. Chaos. Frustration. Even heartbreak when things don’t turn out as planned or initially hoped. Then there’s the assessment by judges and uncomfortable waiting to find out the results and await further testing. Shock by contestants as they are chopped or dropped from the competition. Even shock by the victor that they are still standing.

In my stay with my family in Georgia, I regularly watch Chopped with my mom. Today’s episode struck a different chord with me and I watched Chopped from a different perspective. I almost had my head half-cocked in my contemplation. While my analogy isn’t perfect, here’s what I came up with: Chopped is like life in several ways. We come to this competition or life and are given mandatory mystery ingredients with which to work at various stages in our lives. These could be anything from a birth defect to a physical or mental illness, loss of a loved one, unemployment, divorce, a wayward child, addiction…

We are given these ingredients in our lives and we must do something with them. It is often uncomfortable dealing with these mystery ingredients. Some ingredients are so mysterious that we can’t even make sense of them. Who can make sense of cancer or Alzheimer’s or the death of a child? How are we supposed to combine the mystery ingredients together into something worthwhile that makes sense in our lives?  There can even be heartbreak when things don’t turn out as planned or initially hoped in the kitchen or in our lives.



In life as in Chopped, we are up against the clock. Time waits for no man (or woman.) In Chopped, there seems to never be enough time to adequately respond to the constraints of the competition or test. I think some of the chefs would like time to grieve over the mystery ingredients they received but time marches on. Many people have a bucket list, but few people accomplish all of it in their lifetime. The chefs, just like us, always want to do more. Every key mystery ingredient must be utilized. The dish (or we as people) must end up balanced in flavor. Some chefs and people find out they spent too much time on one ingredient and not enough on another. Some people spend too much time working and not enough time living. “Nobody on their deathbed has ever said, ‘I wish I had spent more time at the office,’” heard from Rabbi Harold Kushner (attributed by some to Senator Paul Tsongas.)

Then there are the judges. During the phases of the competition, the judges give helpful commentary on the sidelines for those chefs with a listening ear. In the end, the judges do what they must do: judge. The judges give praise for what they can and constructive criticism for missed opportunities or ways to improve in the future. Wise are the contestants who listen to the judges and give heed to their words.

In my analogy, the judges are God and Jesus. God or life gives us mystery ingredients and sees what we do with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “What you are is God’s gift to you. What you do with yourself is your gift to God.” In Chopped as in life, we are given the test first before we can learn from it. Vernon Law stated, “Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.” The one difference from the show Chopped is that the only way we’re eliminated from the competition is to die. Richard Bach, stated, “Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.” So, if you’re still breathing, your life test isn’t over or complete. We continue to get more rounds in life with more mystery ingredients and life lessons.

Throughout the competition of life, the judges or God clap for our efforts and cheer us on to keep going. I believe, at the end, each of us is a Chopped Champion for having made it with our own mystery ingredients in this life. The end-product or creation is ourselves. In the midst of our chaos in the kitchen of life, if we listen and give heed to God on the sidelines, we’ll become as well-seasoned as the dishes on Chopped.